Too many questions, endless contradictions, and a mixture of happiness and agony
- Emo Philips (via godisnotgreat)
That’s a real catholic! I bet god killed jesus partly for his bicycles-stealing-sin 2000 years ago cos’ he’s an omnipotent god.
“ When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole
one and prayed for forgiveness. ”
- Emo Philips (via godisnotgreat)
That’s a real catholic! I bet god killed jesus partly for his bicycles-stealing-sin 2000 years ago cos’ he’s an omnipotent god.
